Um, ew, who left all of that green fire and blood everywhere in the hallways? I turned the corner and slipped right into claw-marks.

Is there, like, a form I can fill out? My shirt is officially ruined, as is my day and my appetite.

Who: Lecter and Shego (Closed)
Where: Hallways
What: Fight
Warning: Violence (Duh)

Lecter, bored, decides to take a walk and see if anything interesting happens.

There's a reason the phrase May you live in interesting times is a curse.

I can't say I wouldn't prefer even the worst of Florida's heat and humidity to this dry weather you've got going on here. Recipe for nosebleeds.

The bar's nice, though. And the room I was assigned. Everything seems to be within walking distance... Small compensation for being stuck here, I guess.